Sacred 2: Fallen Angel for $10

Another good Impulse weekend sale is Sacred 2: Fallen Angel for $10. This game is a Diablo-style RPG with plenty of adventuring content. If you like Diablo-style RPGs, this could keep you busy 'till the much-awaited release of Diablo III. Other similar titles that can keep you busy - Titan Quest, Torchlight, and the upcoming Deathspank to name a few.

The Settlers 7 Standard & Gold Edition 50% Off

The Settlers 7: Paths to a Kingdom is on sale at Impulse for half-price. The Settlers 7 Standard & Gold Edition, at $24.99 and $29.99. Even the DLC is discounted. This city-building RTS has rarely gone on sale and this would be a good time to pick it up.

Other weekend sales include Unreal titles, Supreme Commander Gold, and a few others, all at 50% off.

Blacklight Tango Down for $3.75

Despite the game's mediocrity, it looks like it's worth getting now. They've patched it since so expect some improvements. Blacklight: TD on weekend sale for $3.75 at Impulse. Game's main draw: HRV (Hyper Reality Visor) allowing you to see through walls, and perks system with lots of customization.

Mass Effect 2 Digital Deluxe Edition $20

For those who've yet to pick up this fantastic game, Mass Effect 2 Digital Deluxe Edition is on sale for $20 at Impulse. There are other games on sale from Child's Play Charity Sale but this deal's the best of the bunch. Grab it now as the deal expires tomorrow!

Insert Superlative [Here] - Transformers Multiplayer Trailer

Wow. Though the environments look very unreal to me (if you catch my drift), I hope this game pulls an Arkham Asylum on the Transformers franchise. Wow. June is soon people!

Rooster Neste Time! - Space Phallus

The next game involving lines and circles is the gallantly named Space Phallus. It's an 8-bit retro shooter where you go pew-pew against legions of phalli and male gametes. You'll feel that old-school adrenaline rush, fast-paced tempo with lots of onscreen chaos, for playing is hard whilst being fun. I've yet to reach the climax because I suck at it; but the game offers some replay value with online scoring for head-to-head comparisons. Prove that you've got the world's biggest phallus here!

Can You or C*n't You Play This Game?

WARNING Don't even bother trying this game if you're offended by hideous versions of human genitalia. Don't even click the link to satisfy your now aroused curiosity. Just don't. I'm warning you. In fact just ignore this post altogether and let it slide.

It seems only appropriate that I post something naughty after the Jesus post. Things I can say about Edmund McMillen and Florian Himsel's refined game are as follows: Repulsive and revolting, while being downright nasty and offensive, there is a guilty pleasure to be found while playing C*nt. The mess you make creates a sort of splattered artsy background. Nice touch? Make sure to play it with the fancy music otherwise you'll just end up feeling dirty. I'm pretty sure you'll have other things to say after like "Roid Rage!", and learn how to get The Woodsman and find out the new meaning to Wii Power. And enough with the ands in this post. Be sure to check out other fun things at Komix Games.

Not for children and easily offended women. Again you have been warned. Link after the final cautionary image.

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